My Ten Favourite Chuck Norris Factoids

In all honesty there are just too many Chuck Norris factoids, err, facts for me to compile a Top Ten list. But duty calls and the compendium needs to be filled! :P Anyway, it was extremely difficult sorting out which factoid was superior to which so in the end I just decided to remove the order and post all ten of them with equal preference. Oh, and the few that didn't make it on the list have been included under Honourable Mentions.

Top Ten Chuck Norris Factoids

01. When Chuck Norris pokes you on Facebook, you can feel it.

02. Chuck Norris doesn't turn the light on, he turns the dark off.

03. Some magicians can walk on water; Chuck Norris can swim through land.

04. Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.

05. Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell Chuck Norris stories.

06. Chuck Norris died twenty years ago; Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.

07. There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.

08. Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

09. Chuck Norris does not sleep; he waits.

10. Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number; you answer the wrong phone.

Honourable Mentions

01. Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost.

02. Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy. It's a Chucktatorship.

03. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC claiming Law and Order to be trademarked names of his left and right legs.

04. Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet as Chuck Norris.

05. Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.